Rant 3; The social requirements of using a Mc’Donalds drive through. Our society is built on contracts and rules. Though they are not written they are there And must be adhered to. One such rule involves merging after the dual order posts Before you get to the payment window. The rule is that if both lines are packed the car that goes next Alternates between the lines. If the car in front of you merged, its now the other lines turn to merge. What follows is a rough transcript of the “conversation” that ensue. Event: car in front of me merges Event: car from other line merges Event: car from other line merges. Note, d-bag was on cell phone. Likely/possible hipster. Event: I beep my horn and lean out. ME:” what’s wrong with you, do you have any respect for social convention and common decency. It wasn’t your turn. “ DBAG:” what’s your problem, I’ve been waiting longer” Me: “ 1. That’s irrelevant. 2. You are a liar. I’ve been watching the zipper and it wasn’t your time to go. Here’s how you know it wasn’t Your time to go. You see the car in front of you now. That’s the car that was in front of you when you ordered. “ DBAG” {something unintelligible}” Me:” ok, @$$4073 ; here’s the problem. There Is a social convention you’re failing to respect. Think about the zipper. How does it work. It alternates teeth in an orderly fashion to make two rows into one seamless row. And what does the zipper do, it keeps dicks from falling out and being visible to the rest of the world. The zipper has been broken, and now you are that dick and the world sees you. You should be ashamed. You don’t deserve breakfast” DBAG:” Do you mind I’m trying to get my kid breakfast”(hostile) ME: ”then your shame is multiplied “. DBAG: {makes dismissive gesture and moves ahead} Event: no one is there to slow clap for this epiphany. I think we should have street judges that rotate to different areas where people strain courtesy and make field rulings. When they find you in fault of these field rulings the penalty should be they attach a giant plunger to your car with an A-hole flag on it. If you get 10 A-hole flags you get a fine and a new license plate. You should also be forced to introduce yourself to your neighbors every time you move and be required to law to notify them an A-hole is moving next door.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:23:04 +0000
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