Rant of the day... Indian givers. I dont know any other way to explain it. So, last night, my fuel pump went out on my POS car. Yeah, the SAME car we just replaced the alternator in 2 weeks ago. And the o2 sensor and motor mounts a week before that! Dont ever buy a Cadillac unless you have a LOT of money to spend on repairs. That said... I was at Walmart when it shit the bed. Good times. Didnt get home until almost 9. So, today, my husband had to take off work so we could try to get the damn thing back here - well, a girl at school - the SAME one who snitches and causes so much drama I want to shake her to death - volunteered her MOM to tow it for us. I am SERIOUSLY feeling like a douche bag for talking smack at this point. Shes gonna save my bacon and I have her on my cancer list. (The list of people going DOWN if I ever get inoperable cancer. Yeah, weird, but, blame Mr. Griffin - he started it.) So, while were at school, her Mom drove up to our house, picked up my husband, drove BACK to where the car was, towed it BACK to the house and then had to drive home - and told my husband just to have me give her daughter $20 for gas. SWEET! Well, I kissed her ass ALL day today. Were getting ready to leave and she says her Mom wants MORE MONEY. Are you shitting me?! She says, My Mom says if you appreciated it, youll give her $40. I dont even know what to say - Im speechless. Of course Id give her $40 if she asked, she saved our bacon - but, she didnt ask. Im now being extorted by the girl who made my cancer list in 2 short weeks. And Im wondering if its really her Mom making this request. So, she follows me to the bank to get money. I gave her $30. What the hell would you call that? Just strengthens my opinion that the only people I can depend on live in my house. Thats it. So, that leads me to more fun and games at school the last 2 days. I find out the lesbian polygamist lives with 3 girls and 2 guys - the one man and woman are married, he has a girlfriend and she has a girlfriend and a boyfriend and they have a dominatrix they use as a married couple - all living in the same house. Whoa. And the girls are all part of a belly dancing troupe... Honestly, its like a wreck on the highway - you cant help but look and are kicking yourself afterward that you did. Someone had a nasty hoohoo today and you could smell it as you walked in the bathroom. I damn near quit right that second. Im assuming this is the same one who requires deodorant. The lesbian and my cancer list nominee get into a verbal altercation over, ironically, a discussion about cancer and whether its genetic or if just anyone can get it. The cancer list nominee also went to the campus manager and told on our instructor for telling her she wouldnt get a credit for braiding her mannequin since we arent currently learning braiding. Seriously. I feel like Im in high school again but its much, much worse. The one black girl in the entire school, who is hysterically funny, a super strict Mom, but, was laid off of her job in May and is now collecting food stamps and medicaid, just bought herself a new car and a new Samsung Galaxy Note 3. How in the HELL? Im lucky to have enough for GROCERIES! But, Im not getting food stamps or medicaid, either. Still... must be nice. Ive decided Im pretty sure I should be going in there in full Hazmat gear and Im also pretty sure Im going to end up catching something unpleasant. Im guessing some holy water couldnt hurt, either. For real. Ive apparently led a VERY sheltered life up to this point. Anyway, we have a new teacher this week - and when I say new, I mean NEW. Shes been an instructor for 2 weeks. This is seriously trial by fire, bless her heart, but, she has me more confused than sour cream when its turning green. And Im a relatively intelligent person. This has been a LONG ASS week and Im real sure Im ready for it to be over! TGIF in 2.5 short hours...thank GOD!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 01:24:23 +0000