Real life advice on how to stop smoking, for anyone else that does. This is a real-life, heartfelt, tummy churning message from me, to someone that asked how my determination was going last week: I have NOT slipped, BUT, I will tell you this, and you can advise others on it, as your stop smoking speech: ***Go to Walmart and buy a box of 22 mg walmart brand nicotine patches, or Nicotrol patches......Slap one on your arm. Fight with it, and do NOT smoke for at least 12 hours. THEN when no one is around, think heck with this, Ill just quit tomorrow, but forget to remove your patch, while you super secretly enjoy every chain drag puff from 2 back to back ciggys as fast as possible, in fear of being found out for the loser that you will ultimately feel that you are. About 2-5 minutes later, you will turn Martian green, and suddenly become so deathly ill, that you will almost poop your pants, while vomit gets hung midways while traveling up. You will break out in a cold sweat, and be burning UP on the inside. You will be so nervous that your entire insides will be quivering, and your eyeballs will try to roll back into your head. Your only means of travel to the potty to puke and poop will be crawling 2 steps, while your head is diverting you sideways towards the wrong direction, before falling over, where it will take 5 minutes at least, before you can get your eyeballs to stop swimming, and your energy and sense of direction back, to pull yourself back up to your knees, but not to your FEET, and try again. You really should try it ! I think it would work for everyone else too, but do it at home, and not at work, or out in public. 4 days and ZERO slips, or sneaks !! Yayyyyyyyy me ! So proud ! =D
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 19:16:13 +0000
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