Recently, I feel like Im dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. Its either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER and what to eat 2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems? Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone 5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart. 6 Dear customer, want to catch all the witch in your village? Text CATCH to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village. 7 Dear customer, do you know there are people who doesnt want you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE THEM to 33050. And also imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS. For what?
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:42:56 +0000
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