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Recently I wrote a little poem and shared it with my family. It seems they enjoyed it so Ive decided to share it with everyone.... Its called Twas weeks before Christmas by Danny Mac Twice weeks before Christmas Im making my list Millions of things to do Im muttering and shaking my fists. Family is all warm Ordering tons online Another year chucking packages At work, I whine. When at the dock door I saw and I quivered A trailer full of packages All for me to deliver. The skies opened up And dropped frozen flakes Snow covers everything What a picture this makes. So the roads turn to ice As smooth as glass Amazon packages in hand I fall on my........bum. Rushing around on the roads Im no St. Nick I swear if I see Santa Im gonna jab him with a stick. Speeding here and there Dodging to and fro Thousands of online orders They all must go. Ill knock on doors Wearing my FedEx gear Oh my gosh I need a beer. It will end....someday I dont know how I pray for no accidents With my nervous bowel. When Christmas finally gets here Ill collapse in a ball Thank goodness its over Pour me some Templeton Rye, you all.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:35:37 +0000

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