Recently the famous politician CANT Dance who increases the TRP (not GDP) interviewed a famous TV personality Noit ALL who decreases (instead of increasing) the information that exists in the country. The interview went something like this. CD :- Before we start, NA, let us agree that you will answer all my questions as vaguely as possible and will not get into the specifics at all. NA :- I agree but I would like to be specific at certain points, specially, when it will increase the confusion in the general public. CD:- Why have you been giving interviews every 10 minutes for the last 10 years NA:- CD, if you would have had a childhood as mine, where I have not been allowed to grow, especially when your brain cells have only been allowed to learn the skills related to illogic and shouting, the only thing I can do it give interviews. Everyone from the janitor of my house to mali in my house have suffered with this disease. What do you think I can do? Can I stop talking? Can I stop being illogical? I do not do it out of any compulsion to shout. It is the upbringing that I have had. CD:- I do not understand but I am very unsympathetic for your condition. NA:- Thanks for not understanding me. We can now start the shouting, err, the interview. CD:- What do you think about women empowerment? NA:- I believe in women. I believe in empowerment. I believe in empowered women. But I do not believe in WOMEN EMPOWERMENT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I think religion and politics should never mix because priests never make for good economists. And good economists are the need of the time. The times are a changing and as Dylan Roberts said “The times they are a changing”. I think rock and roll hall of fame and Grammy awards should be correlated, which basically implies that a rock and roll great is a rock and roll great, irrespective of whether he RAPS, or ROCKS, or WALTZES or DISCOS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CD:- NA, we had agreed that you will not get into the specifics. But you are breaking your own promise. You are getting personal with Dylan, Grammy. Please stay as vague as you can. NA:- Promise, what promise. LOGICALLY, what one says and agrees to is not a promise. A promise isa good as broken. A miss is as good as a MILE. Have you ever heard about MILEAGE. Bloody Russian tanks and Romanian fighter planes give better mileage than any bailgari. Have you heard about bail pumps. We have borrowed the ideas from petrol pump and have created a bail re-charge pumps. CD:- NS, please answer the question as vaguely as possible on women empowerment. NA:- Women empowerment is mankind’s gift to god. CD:- NA, so are you saying that god does not know anything. NA:- When did I say that. All I said was that mileage that we can get out of our interviews, for both of us, is tremendous. You will be confirmed as CANT Dance and I will become even more illogical. So women empowerment is a tool that I would love to innovate on. CD:- Ok. But tell me one thing. Are you scared of the bail? Why have you not agreed to get into a direct fight with the bail. NA:- I never said that I do not want to fight the bail. The problem is that the bail is owned by the lawyers and criminals. And when you get into the aspects of breaking the law and then getting punished for being caught, it means you are stupid. Bail is one thing and bail is another thing altogether. Do not put words into my toes. Tomorrow you will focus on my toes and say that my toes need cleaning. In fact the only thing I am saying is that bail can be fought. Whether it is me or another person from my generation, it is not important. CD:- Again you became specific. What do you think about youth empowerment? NA:- Youth is second name of a musical group called Sonic Youth. Sonic is a physical phenomenon which has been recently explain by Stephen Haw King in his new horror novel called, I was only kidding, there are no black holes”. This book will become the epitome of all tomes. But I can tell you, there is a rising controversy about tomes. A set of people, whose family name is Tome, are fighting this latest development, as their families are getting bombarded by the media asking about Epitome and Black holes. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. I am all for Youth Empowerment. CD:- mnannnsosothjjj lop0-0ooo0jklosknm’;’’k’k’k’k’ka NA:-ASKLNMFJOPJKNM AHUINJ;LIKWE ‘[PJL;JOI9PODJK ….. …… The interview was aired live on Old Delhi TV Network. Do check it out on Wetubes.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 12:08:27 +0000
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