Red skeletons Recipe---For the perfect marriage 1-Two times a week we go to a nice restaurent ,have a little beverage,good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays ,I go on Fridays. 2-- we also sleep in separate beds. Hers in Texas ,and mine in California. 3---I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary? she said-some where I havent been in a long time. So I suggested the KITCHEN. 4--I havent spoken my wife in 18 months.I dont like to interrupt her. 5---The first fight was my fault though. My wife asked --whats on TV ? I said--DUST 6---She got a mud pack and looked great for 2 days.Then mud fell off. 7---She ran after the garbage truck yelling Am I too late for the garbage? The driver said No jump in. 8--Remember marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 06:04:08 +0000
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