Redneck Love Poem Collards is green, My dogs name is Blue And Im so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blues And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You aint got no scales But I luv you anyway. Yore as satisfyn as okry Jist a-fryn in the pan. Yore as fragrant as snuff Right out of the can. You have somea yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When were in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave under yore arms, Well, Im in hawg heaven, And awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yore there fer yore man, To patch up lifes troubles And fix what you can. Yore as cute as a junebug A-buzzin overhead. You aint mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth Like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life More than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Aint nuttin I lack. Yore complexion, its perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin. Me n yous like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank, We go together Like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate For Valentines Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, Its romantic that way. Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger. Thats impressive, I say. Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth. Diamonds are forever, They explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, These wont do. Cause yore too special, You sweet thang you. I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds...... ITS A NEW TROLLN MOTOR!!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 14:48:21 +0000
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