Rednecks have the LOWEST stress rate because they do *NOT* understand the seriousness of most medical terminology: _Medical Term_ - *_Redneck Definition_* Artery - *The study of paintings* Bacteria - *Back door to cafeteria* Barium - *What doctors do when patients die* Benign - *What you be, after you be eight* Caesarean Section - *A neighborhood in Rome* Cat scan - *Searching for Kitty* Cauterize - *Made eye contact with her* Colic - *A sheep dog* Coma - *A punctuation mark* Dilate - *To live long* Enema - *Not a friend* Fester - *Quicker than someone else* Fibula - *A small lie* Impotent - *Distinguished, well known* Labor Pain - *Getting hurt at work* Medical Staff - *A Doctors cane* Morbid - *A higher offer* Nitrates - *Rates of Pay for Working at Night,* *Normally more money than Days* Node - *I knew it* Outpatient - *A person who has fainted* Pelvis - *Second cousin to Elvis* Post Operative - *A letter carrier* Recovery Room - *Place to do upholstery* Rectum - *Nearly killed him* Secretion - *Hiding something* Seizure - *Roman Emperor* Tablet - *A small table* Terminal Illness - *Getting sick at the airport* Tumor - *One plus one more* Urine - *Opposite of youre out* *Now thats healthcare !!!*
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 23:14:46 +0000
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