“ Refraining, Restraining, or #%¥$ ing ourselves Policy “ Latest news this morning: The town of Yabroud in Syria was captured by the Syrian army and 1000 rebels, mujahedeen, terrorists, walking bombs, whatever your political affiliation allows you to name them, have fled to the lebanese town of Aarsel. Aarsel our Bekaas Bora Bora, (BBB). BBB the industrial town famously known for manufacturing human bombs and exporting them to the remaining Lebanese cities. Given the disagreeable circumstances that those human bombs end up in, it is hard to confirm the appellation origin, but I am sure that on one of the remaining body parts, of every bomber, there you will find the proud BBB brand. A brand similar to the cattle brands used by breeders in the civilized western world. 1000 human bombs have fled and if you rely on simple algebra, and recall the dry statistics of the number of innocent deaths each time somebody blows himself up in Lebanon, you can come up with the following ominous formula: (The Number of wanna be human bombs) X (The Statistical number of deaths per previous explosion) = (Expected number of innocent deaths for the coming weeks) 1000 x 5= 5000 !! They say behind every mathematical formula is a genius mind. In Lebanon we are lucky enough that this genius happens to reside in a prestigious palace, who thanks to his Refraining,Restraining,.... , or should I say #¥€£ ing Ourselves policy we can predict with relative precision the number of deaths for the coming week. It is also thanks to this genius that Lebanon now proudly accommodates officially 1,000,000 Syrian refugees the best score among all neighboring countries! Cheers Bob Naja
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 16:36:43 +0000
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