Relions in Synergy: The buddhist asks: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" The protestant replys: "Show them the other cheek and it is: clap, clap, clap...!" The scientologist says: "See? Aliens exist!" The catholic wonders: "Is their penis as sinnfull as our childrens?" The hindu knows: "If: It´s only sinnfull for their lower classes." The jehovas wittness adds: "Which is not us, do you want to talk about it?" The pagan laughs: "Anyone cares if we invite the wittness on the bonfire?" The satanist smirks: "What´s the sound of all hands clapping?" The atheist means: "As you hear: Louder than the screams." The psychologist notes: "Appointment with buddhist, Mon. 9am" The concerned citizen yells: "Anyone got popcorn?" God returns from vacation, sees that it is all good: with popcorn.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 18:21:58 +0000