Remember that one Jackie Chan movie that didnt star Jackie Chan? - TopicsExpress

Remember that one Jackie Chan movie that didnt star Jackie Chan? You know, it was the one where a monk gets beat up by a Tom Cruise impersonator in cargo pants? In fact he got beat so bad he died in a horrible screen accident, only to be greeted by Jackie Chan in heaven. And remember when Jackie Chan gave him ten seconds to rise from the dead, but then said Eh, try harder next time? No? LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORY!!!!!

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