Repost just to get in the Newsfeed. Hum to the tune of The Beatles “A Day In The Life” I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the news And though he got his 15 minutes of fame Well, I just had to pass Did not want his autograph He blew his mind out in a chair He didn’t notice how times had changed A crowd of people briefly cared Thought they’d seen his face before Nobody was sure if he was Michael Jackson’s boy I saw a clip today , oh boy America being blamed for the Mid-East wars The U.S. people turned away They just had to look at Kim Kardashian’s boob She’d love to- turn-you-on-nnnnnnnnnnnnnn Woke up, checked my Facebook page Shaved my bumby balding head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up I noticed I was late Found my coat folded my fat Got myself on line in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Rush Limbaugh spoke and I went into a dream Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahahahhhhhhhhhhh I read the news today, oh boy Four thousand people in the nations’ square And though their complaints were rather small The networks had to air them all Now they know how many ants it takes to fill the show I’d love to turn you on youtube/watch?v=P-Q9D4dcYng&feature=player_embedded
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 03:21:01 +0000
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