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Revised edition. I cant laugh alone! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: Im the best footballer, I cant die now. So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said Im the richest man in Africa and Im too young to die. So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Goodluck Jonathan and he said: Im the smartest president in the world so I cant die now, my people still need me. So he took one and left. Then it was left with GMBuhari and a little school girl. GMBuhari said to the little girl take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied no need for that there are two parachutes left. GMBuhari asked her: how come? The little girl replied: Goodluck Jonathan took my school bag thinking it was a parachute. Please dont laugh alone ooooo.

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