Right folks it’s that time of year again, yes you’ve got it…BUDGET DAY!!! If you haven’t got time to listen to the budget, here’s what it contains. 1.we will all get screwed sideways by the banks who offer piss poor interest rates for savers. 2.the average child today will be old and wrinkly before they can get their foot on the housing ladder, in fact they’ll have one foot in the grave by the time they get one foot on the housing ladder. 3.wages will continue to freeze, whilst the cost of living goes through the fooking roof, giving us all a pay cut, in real terms. 4.pensions are going through the fooking floor as the population ages, meaning we will all have to work til we drop, digging our own grave, so as not to pass on funeral costs to our family. 5.the pound coin will change in 2017, but since most of us are on a piss poor wage, we’ll have less of these in our pockets whatever shape or size the coin is. 6.people will have no choice but to grow their own food, kill their own live stock, bang their head against the floor and pray to God for better days.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 11:27:48 +0000
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