Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt! Kids: Bangarang, Rufio! Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Kids: [in unison] Ugh! Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake! Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter! Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man! Peter Banning: Rufio, if Im a maggot burger why dont you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin paramecium brain, munchin on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! Dont Ask: Whats a paramecium brain? Peter Banning: Ill tell you what a paramecium is! Thats the paramecium! Its a one-celled critter with no brain, that cant fly! Dont mess with me man, Im a lawyer! My favorite part !!!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 08:43:09 +0000
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