Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us. * Learn to work the toilet seat. If its up, put it down. * Dont cut your hair. Ever. * Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect gift. * If you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear. * Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. * Dont ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint, shotguns, or monster trucks. * Get rid of your cat. And no, its not different. Its just like every other cat. * A dog is better than ANY cat. Period. * Sunday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. * Shopping is not a sport. * Anything you wear is fine. Really. * You have enough clothes. * You have too many shoes. * Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but dont expect him to submit to it. * Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an idiot. * Ask for what you want. Subtle hints dont work. * No, he doesnt know what day it is. He never will. Mark important days on a calender. * Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look good with your dress? * Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. * A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. * Your Mom doesnt have to be our best friend. * Foreign movies are best left to foreigners. * Check your oil. * Dont give him 50 rules when 25 will do. * It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz together. * Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. * If you wont dress like Victorias Secret women, dont expect us to act like soap opera men. * If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one. * You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it done -not both. * Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. * Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as bad as you do. * Telling him that the models in mens magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading them. * The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 19:49:19 +0000
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