Rules of the Ghul I Gash Tea Shop – Stellashekels 1. Muna Ghul I Gash is the boss, and what she says goes. 2. Wipe your feet – did your mother teach you no manners? 3. Be polite and respectful – ah, your poor mother would spin in the grave of her shame to see you so insolent. 4. Muna likes chocolate – did you not think to bring a small gift? 5. Is that any way to treat someone’s home? Take off your shoes and sit up straight. 6. All Souk gossip must be brought first to Muna – she will pass an appropriate judgement on the strumpets and sluts that freely advertise their slovenly ways. 7. No credit. 8. All gypsies must be accompanied by a small child at all times. 9. No dogs. 10. No spitting – save that sort of thing for the sauna.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 17:00:51 +0000
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