Rules of the household: 1. Always eat at home 2. If the food at home is not good, eat elsewhere. 3. If the food at home stinks badly, eat elsewhere. 4. If the food at home make nagging noises, find food elsewhere that sounds beautiful. 5. If the food at home just looks morbid, find a food that cascades with cosmetic excellence and sheer attractiveness. 6. If the food at home is painful, displeasing, and horrid, find food elsewhere that is kind, considerate, compassionate, loving, affectionate, and warm. 7. If the food at home is as cold as a 10,00 year old glacier, find food elsewhere, that is a warming fire with passion and sensual desire. 8. If the food at home is like a rotten watermelon, find food elsewhere that is as a mouthwatering, sweet and delicious mango. 9. If the food at home is dark and hollow, find food elsewhere that is full of colorful light, and as solid as the finest granite. 10. For food should be beautiful, and delicious. Seek, and you shall find. **However, beautiful, loving, caring, warm, compassionate, mouthwatering, delicious food does not want to be consumed but untrustworthy, unfaithful, inconsiderate, cold, hollow, rotten, ugly, lack of honor, lack of trust, smelly, morbid, shallow mouths. So in that case, rotten food and rotten mouth can coexist. Can I have a HELL YA (as for a reply, relax, get a dictionary and a thesaurus, lots of paper, and a real life. I know it may take some time, but that is something empty food sources and empty mouths have, plenty of meaninglessness time.) Oh ya, youre welcome. Kisses
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 09:04:58 +0000
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