*SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY* Regrettably for sale is my: VW polo 6n Tis a special edition polo, only one made in the factory north of Lancaster, England. Unfortunately due to recent events Ive not been able it get it through an MOT due to the sheer power it puts out, so its for sale as a track day car or for racing spaceships to the moon. 140,000,000cc engine from the Millenium Falcon, got it mapped upto 359,500BHP@56000RPM by a guy who invented windows XP so you know its legit. I dont have a printout of the power because it involved that much paper it destroyed the amazon rainforest and caused global climate change and the Nissan Leaf. The driveshafts are made out of 90s acid ravers minds that have a power capacity of 300tabs, meaning that it can handle the output of the engine. The tyres are a mixture of spacegrade aluminum and the grip of an aggressive fatherinlaws handshake, helping to put down the power on the tarmac. The chassis is made of pure helium weighing in at a 20bag of the dankest kush known to snoop (2.148g) and can handle the torque of 598 bullet trains fused together into one train. I have spoke to my financial advisors at Northern Rock and Woolworths and decided to set the price at a reasonable £45m and 3g of Amberleaf (roughly 7rollies). The money will be transferred to my Nigerian accountant Sanjay who needs your card number and pin to secure the transfer. Any questions dont ask me by inbox as I dont have facebook Many thanks.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 20:59:05 +0000
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