SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE WE PAYING THESE PEOPLE FOR... .Smart Flies... ...A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying to gather support for his Health Plan. When Obama discovered the cowboy was from President Bushs home area, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. [] As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, Yall havin some problem with them circle flies? Obama stopped talking and said, Well, yes, if thats what theyre called, but Ive never heard of circle flies. Well, sir, the cowboy replies, Circle flies hang around ranches. Theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. Oh, Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, Are you calling me a horses ass? No, sir, the cowboy replies, I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horses ass. Thats a good thing, Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, Hard to fool them flies, though.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 18:39:11 +0000
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