...SILLY QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK AND THEIR ANSWERS. 1. They see you coming out of bathroom, wet. Question: Did you just bath? Answer: No, I fell into the toilet. 2. They see a gentleman entering the church with a bible. Question: Where are you going? Answer: Im entering a shrine. 3. When they see you suddenly. Question: Na your face be this? Answer. No, na my hip. 4. Guy how far, na you be this? Answer: No, na my papa the time wey him dey young. 5. On your wedding day when you are about to take a wedding pix, one walks up to you and asks you, Question: Na your wife be this? Answer: No, na mama classmate. 6. Give me you phone number...080634. Question: So na MTN u dey use? Answer: No, na NITEL I dey use. 7. I listened to 9 oclock news and it was announced that the election has been cancelled. Question: Who told you? Answer: INEC sent me a text. 8. Take this mosquito coil, it kills insects. Question: E dey kill mosquito? Answer: No, na elephant e dey kill. 9. I was in the house one day when I was about to sleep, my friend just came in. Question: Wetin you dey do? Answer: I dey practice to die. 10. I was ironing my cloth and my friend asked me. Question: O boy, wetin you dey do? Answer: I dey burn my cloths. 11. Taking a cup of tea. Question: Wetin you dey drink? Answer: I dey drink cement. 12. They have discharged her from the hospital. Question: E don well? Answer: No, e go on leave. 13. I have finished all my exams. Question: Una don write physics? Answer: No, na next week. 14. A young lady wearing high-heeled pointed shoes stepped on my feet. Question: Did that hurt you? Answer: No, not at all. Why dont you try it again? 15. At a funeral, one of the tear-eyed people asked. Question: Why, why only him of all people? Answer: Would it rather have been you? 16. They somebody coming out of barbing saloon with haircut. Question: Did you just barb? Answer: No, it is autumn, Im shedding hairs. 17. A lady asked me to by a phone for her and I told her tha I didnt have money for that. Question: Why are you always mean? Answer: Because I dont like standard deviation. 18. I was in my house one day and a friend asked me. Question. O boy, so, you dey house? Answer: No, I dey farm. 19. On the day Chelsea played with Man Utd and Etoo scored. Question: Na Etoo score? Answer: No, na Messi. 20. A girl and her mother. Girl: Mum, where should I put the dishes? Mum: Put it on my head. ...It is only in Nigeria that you will ask somebody - Question: Where are you going? Answer: I am coming... Add you own and let the fun begin.
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