SIMPLE YET PRACTICAL TIPS FOR THE LADIES: How to tell that you answered your own prayer request for a man and that he is not serious and you should start praying over again this time for a man from God and not Telemundo. 1) THE TOILET The toilet is the most important room of the house. Dont rush to see his big screen Tv (which probably he bought pa nkongole and is still paying Ba Home Corp or Carnival Furnishers). Focus on the toilet. When you walk into the toilet and you find Fred Mmembe and the post newspaper instead of a tissue, my sister chineke abeg you in trouble. Tissue ni two kwacha. But if your dude is a master at recycling Times of Zambia boi wanya! Secondly if his toilet is dirty with am Stains ya shiki from last year then you in for it...if you cant find traces of hapic dump his dirty ass! On a serious note there should be a difference between his toilet and toilet yapa city market! 2) His Bedroom Traces of boxers thrown on the ground, ka t-shirt pa mbali one shoe here the other pa door entrance all those denote disorganization in a mans mind! Ask the bugger what a tooth brush is doing mu room? Security tip ladies, look for tuma corner openings twama maximum condom! If he didnt use it on you ask him if he works in advertising or is a condom salesman! Also dirty sheets and blankets yanunka na chibe is rubbish. Not to boast but mine is like am selling New ones, ever fresh and clean! Also if he uses chitenge or bed sheet to cover the window instead of a curtain ninshi iyo ni mbushi, leave the fool alone! 3) Kitchen Honestly some dudes amaze me! Nigger last cooked eggs three days ago but you find egg shells all over? Why? Ma pan yandoti the pot still has nshima in it which is even turning green with fungai and the cooking stick umwinko is hard like its about to be thrown. Those are signs of a man uwabusali! Again check his fridge if you just find a half cabbage and water my sister suffering and hardships await you. Avoid guys with tuma two plate cookers which have been over repaired and is insulated with shoprite yellow plastics...you even afraid to cook for him coz you afraid of being electrocuted! He even proudly says stove iladonsa, hope you dont have a little sore and wear my finished tropicals baby 4) personal hygiene Like it or not you will sleep with him when married you will kiss him and make love to him. Pick the best. Avoid Ba guy ba ndoti! Guys who dont brush smell mukanwa, those that keep lots of moustache and hair under the armpits or those who dont cut amaso! You wana be as comfortable with him as possible! Introduce him to roll on and deodorant. Sure guys these things are cheap, not boxer yali lamba it can even stand! Avoid guys who sniff boxers to see if it can be worn again. Its not just a matter of having a handsome face or ama six pack yama crankshaft, take care of your home yourselves and your financial and social lives. To conclude ladies watch out for ma sons of Edgar Lungu (Ba chakolwa) . Avoid the boastful, the talkactive and also avoid men who try to be too nice and sweet. Often Times the abusers are the seemly sweet guys. Also avoid men who suffer from leprosy, those with short hands, abakaso! I know he isnt your father but you deserve to be taken Care and spoiled alittle. I might have been trained to be a Priest but I as Mwaba Mutale sure know how to keep and spoil a lady a bit! Its just wisdom. Lastly ladies, if you want the best, be the best. Improve your education, be independent, not lyonse its ndelombako talktime! Like attracts like. If you want a good man while your body is full of tattoos like a zebra then I dont know what weed you smoking.. Improve on yourself be a real diva look good dont be too artificial and I assure you the best will follow you ! Oh, I Almost forgot, avoid men with tempers, akulakuponona daily and next we will watch you pa Muvi TV wife killed from heavy blows from drunken hubby!!!
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 19:07:50 +0000
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