SIX THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME: 1. I have cooked for Mike Watt and eD fROM oHIO--but not at the same time. I made a Caesar salad for Huey Lewis, too. I made ravioli for Cyril Wecht which means--thats right creepazoids, I fed the man who conducted President Kennedys autopsy. 2. I have never been unfaithful to a woman with a q, x or z in her name. 3. My three childhood heroes were my dad, Kurt Russell and Robespierre. 4. I lost my virginity at the 1982 Clemson homecoming game against North Carolina, to Kitty Dukakis. She called me an unremarkable, puny little minute man. I said, a. I turned seven 22 days ago; and b. I HAVE ASTHMA! So yeah, as a child I had asthma. 5. One year later I had a bit part in the movie, RUMBLE FISH--my one line, gimme the money I lent you so I can get a Gatorade, asshole! was later edited out. It remains in the U.K. theatrical version. Thought you knew me! 6. Two summers ago I had a mystical encounter with a palomino trout on the bank of the Letort Creek. As I gazed at my reflection in the water I confessed freely, I love you. Just then the trout--his name is Curtis Ray Brokaw and his brother was in that band, Codeine, swam into the path of my intimation. After a brief, awkward silence we went to a hotel bar and had Rocks and Wings (buffalo wings and pony bottles of Rolling Rock) and just LAUGHED! Curtis is married now. Which is great. So am I.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 22:41:48 +0000
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