SMART MOVE :A woman and a man are in a car accident.Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.After they crawl of the wreckage the woman says Wow,look at our cars - theres nothing left.Thank God,we are all right.This must be a sign 4rm Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other. The man replies Oh,yes,I agree with you completely. The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says Heres another miracle.Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didnt break.Surely God want us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves.He then hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle,immediately puts the cap back on and hand it back to the man.The man asks,Arent you having any? The woman replies,No.I think ill just wait for the police....ill let them decide whose fault it it.
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 12:19:01 +0000