SO I GO TO THIS BAR WHERE MY HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY WORKS AT..AND SHE LOVES MY HUMOR.. AND FOR 2MONTHS IVE BEEN TELLING HER THAT EVERYTIME SHES DOES THE NASTY WITH HER HUBBY SHES GONNA THINK OF ME..SHE SLAPS N SAYS FU U AHOLE. AND SO TODAY I PAY HER A VISIT AND BEFORE I SIT DOWN SHE SAYS TO ME...YOUR DUMB. I SAID WAT DID IDO NOW? SHE SAID, ASK ME IF I THOUGHT OF U. I SAID, HUH..WAT R U SAYING.SHE SAID WAT HAVE U BEEN SAYING TO ME. IM STILL WTF WRONG WITH THIS CHICK. THEN SHE HINTS ME...I DID THE NASTY. AND IM LIKE AND...? SHE SAID WHILE HER N HER HUBBY WERE INTIMATE, I POPPED INTO HER HEAD. I START CRACKING THE EFF UP, SHE LAUGHS TOO.. N SAYS UR DUMB..I SAID IM SO SORRY. IM A TROUBLE MAKER ARENT I.. SHE SAID NO..UR JUST DUMB.. THEN HER HUBBY WALKS IN N SITS NEXT TO ME.. I SAID WATS UP PAR. HE SAID WATS UP BRODIE... I SAID OH YAH? I SAID UR BRODIE..HE SAID THAT IM DUMB.. I SAID PAR,... THE NEXT TIME U N MALI DO IT... SHES GUNA YELL MY NAME.. HE CRACKS UP, THEN SHE LOOKS AT ME N SAYS...UR DUMB...BRODIEDUMB. SHE GETS ME A BEER . N SAY SHUT UP N DRINK UR BEER.. MY PAR STARTS CRACKING UP... AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.... BEING BRODIEDUMB GETS U FREE BEER.. I DONT KNOW? BUT HAPPY 6TH OF JULY EVERYONE.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 07:01:33 +0000
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