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SS Feed Funny Jokes Email RSS Teacher: Why are you late Author yoeil Wednesday, 17 July, 2013 - Teacher jokes Teacher: Why are you late Timmy: Because a man lost his poket Teacher: Then that means you help him Timmy: No i was standing on it until he go Rating: 4.3/ 5 (6 votes cast) add a comment I went to the psychiatrist Author Rodney Saturday, 13 July, 2013 - Funny jokes I went to the psychiatrist, and he says “You’re crazy.” I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, “Okay, you’re ugly too!” Rating: 3.3/ 5 (7 votes cast) add a comment Why is Facebook so successful? Author Angelina Monday, 8 July, 2013 - Funny jokes Why is Facebook so successful? The secret of it’s success – it works on the theory that people find other people’s lives more interesting than their own. Rating: 4.1/ 5 (12 votes cast) add a comment There were 3 men who were stupid Author IZABELLA Saturday, 6 July, 2013 - Funny jokes There were 3 men who were stupid but were best friends and they also used to stay in one house. ONE day there was a tree that was blocking their sun view. SO they thought to cut off the tree, they removed their axe and started to cut the tree but could’nt, so they thought to push the tree. they tried , and tried , and tried , but could’nt so they thought to rest for sometime, so they removed their expensive shoes and wacth and rested under the tree. AFTER a while a thief came and stole all the shoes and watches. THEN when they woke up they saw that their things were stolen, one of them said ” what to do all our expensive things have been stolen, what to do now”. THEN other one said ” our things have not been stolen its just that when we were sleeping we pushed the tree alot and our things may be there somewhere”. and so they thought that they worked alot. Rating: 3.4/ 5 (20 votes cast) add a comment Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 » Categories Funny Jokes Blonde jokes Yo mama jokes Short jokes Relationship jokes Teacher jokes Police jokes Medical jokes Rating Proud Texan Father Three guys An organization is like a tree full of monkeys A RADIO CALL TO WENGER AFTER UNITED WON THE TITLE Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed Home Add a Joke Contact Random funny jokes Guess what the White House claims Author lukasz Thursday, 10 January, 2013 Guess what the White House claims – that there is no evidence at all that earth has been visited by aliens. Good lord, they can’t even find aliens sneaking across the border. continue reading A little girl walks into a pet shop Author lukasz Saturday, 29 December, 2012 A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?” And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks: “Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe [...] continue reading The teacher asked Jimmy Author lukasz Saturday, 1 June, 2013 The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’” continue reading Do you like this site? Put our link on your website or blog: What jokes do you like? Blonde jokes Bar jokes Medical jokes Short jokes Relationship jokesYo mama jokes Teacher jokes Vote View Res
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