## STOLEN## CANT STOP LAFFING.... A woman passed her daughters room n heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why?? The daughter replied:mom, Im 35yrs old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as Ill ever get to a husband. So Plz leave me alone. Next day, the father heard the same buzz n upon entering, he also saw the same scene. To his query,the daughter again said: dad Im 35, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband. Plz leave me alone. A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room. On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch,downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. And The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: What the f#*k are you doing? The husband replied: Im watching football with my son-in-law
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 20:41:51 +0000
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