STOLEN The most recent forensic results from Harvard Laboratory suggest that there could be a possibility that LUO is not a tribe, it is actually a SOFTWARE. *The most trending prophet of God in Kenya right now is a Luo from Yimbo siaya called OWUOR DAVID. *The most CONNED presidential candidate is a Luo from siaya too called... ODINGA. *The most celebrated football team with most Hooligans is made up of Luos, it is called GOR MAHIA *The president of the most powerful country on earth is a Luo from siaya again called OBAMA Barack. *The African woman winning US Oscars right now is a Luo called Nyong’o LUPITA. *The only tribesmen that go for voluntary male circumcision in hosp are Luos *Latest local reports indicate that after the so called devolution, Kenya has only ONE citycalled by its status - KISUMU CITY. *The only recognized slum in Nairobi and the largest in east & central Africa - Kibera is occupied by 90% Luos. *The first policewoman to wear a miniskirt uniform while on duty is also a luo - LINDA OKELLO *The 1st man and Governor to slap a Woman (rep) in public, is a Luo called KIDERO!! *The first female Kenyan Minister of defence, is a Luo called Omamo *The first Kenyan to feature in the World Cup soccer finals in Brazil 2014, is a Luo Called Divock Origi (son of Football legend Mike Okoth) Nobody is talking of Oliech! °Luoz dont fight, they argue physically. •They dont fail, they differ with the examiners. •They dont go to school, they attend academic institutions.•They dont get marks, they attain grades. •They dont visit hospitals, they seek medical attention. •They dont eat food, they partake off meals. •They dont drive cars, they operate automobiles. •They dont go for holidays, they take a vacation •They dont calculate maths, they solve mathematical equations. •They dont die, they are promoted to glory. Those of a lower class rest in peace. •They dont fix Ruto, they inform the Ruto fixers •They dont fall down, they make gravitational contact with the ground. •They are not makangas, they are PSV accountants. •They dont go to the toilet, they respond to the call of nature •They dont arrive well, they land safely. •They dont give birth, they reproduce. •They dont loose, they postpone victory. •They dont shout, but speak in capital letters. •They never become broke, they are usually on financial off peak. •Luos dont flash, they test the recipients availability. • • •Luos dont shrub, they preserve letters. Awuoro Software
Posted on: Thu, 15 May 2014 06:00:20 +0000
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