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STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations... . . 1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Dont you know? . . 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. Im on local anaesthesia . Why dont you try again? . . 3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool? . . 4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! . . 5. When someone calls on land-line n asks where r u? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck...!!! . . 6.when i m washing my car neighbour: hey are u washing it? Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus

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