SUBJECT : MARRYING AN IT PERSON IS A BIG MISTAKE!!!! Husband: (Returning late from work) Good evening Dear, Im now logged in Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename? Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Error syntax. Abort? Wife: What about my TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You are useless Husband: It is by default Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use... Try after some time Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband: Unknown Virus In the middle of the night, the husband want to ... with his wife, he tried to touch the wife. But then the wife said: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 10:08:08 +0000
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