SUPER JOKE MUST READ :D Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite . Girl: - Hello Dear . Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa kiaankh pakaane) . Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?? . Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon ) . Girl : - bataao na..? . Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! ) . Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon . Boy-- achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi ) . Girl : - hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon . Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain ) . Girl:-- plz sunao na.... . Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi ) . Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u luv me den u will sing for me . Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi ) . Girl : -12:30 . Boy: - aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai . Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho . Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta) . Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana . Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi) . Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?? . Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya) . Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi.. . Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata) . Girl : - chalo ab sunao . Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya ) Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein . . Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni ) . Girl : toh koi dusra suna do... . Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa le ) . Girl: Gaao na... . Boy sings : - . . . . . . . . . . . . phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai.. ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.. saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!! . (Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh) . Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?? . Boy : mera favorite song hai (samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini ) . Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi hai.. bye.... . Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission complete) . Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night.take Care jaanu . Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab).. :D :D Haso mat LiKE thoko... :D
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 11:53:41 +0000
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