SUPERDILDO A married couple screws each other every single night. But the man has to go away on a business trip for two weeks. His wife asks him, What am I going to do without you? The man decides to buy his wife a dildo for his leave. At the dildo shop, the clerk brings the man into a back room. He says, Ive got something I know will please your wife. Its called the super dildo. All you have to do is say super dildo and then the name of what you want it to screw and it will screw it automatically. It wont stop until you say super dildo stop, and only men can control it. For example, “Super dildo the wall! The super dildo immediately sprang into action humping the wall over and over. Super dildo stop! said the clerk, and the dildo stopped. The man bought the dildo and brought it home to his wife. After she thanked him, he said super dildo my wife! and the super dildo sprang into action screwing his wife. He then left. The woman was enjoying it, but she couldnt get it to stop. She got in her car and was driving to the dildo store all while the thing was screwing her, when she got pulled over by a policeman. He said, Lady, youre driving like a drunk. She replied, Im not drunk, its just that a super dildo is screwing me and I cant get it to stop! The policeman replied, Super dildo, my ass.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 08:42:52 +0000
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