SUSPENDED! The English Premiership League board after having a prayer and fasting meeting with T.B. Joshua last night, wisely decided to suspend the contest for the first place position of 2014/15 EPL season. The decision was influenced by the revelation of the great prophet that Chelseas striking force are in killer mood. The man of God whos prophecies never fails saw Chelsea slaughtering: Arsenal 8 zero, murdering Liverpool 6 zero, disgracing ManU 5 zero, and ridiculing ManCity 6 zero. After sending a panel to India to find out if there was Indian magic behind it, the panel discovered that it is the unquantifiable wizardry of FIFA WORLD BEST COACH Jose Mourinho that is behind it. In their wisdom, the officially handed over the 1st position to the greatest club of all time: Chelsea FC. And then, throws the 2014/15 season open for the struggle for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th positions to begin in ernest this August. Congrats foes! All yea ManU, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Mancity fans; let the 2nd to 20th position competition began.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 10:47:55 +0000
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