Safe Driver Award A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think youre going to do with the money? The driver thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess Ill go get that drivers license. The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, Oh, dont pay attention to him - hes a sarcastic jerk when hes drunk and stoned. The guy from the back seat said, I TOLD you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car! At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, Are we over the border yet?
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 18:39:05 +0000