Saintly Sayings What an achievement for Nathaniel Robbins and young gun Mason Redman being part of the Murray South East Zone side and winning the S.A. Country Championship in Kadina. Both kicking goals in the grand final and performing well at a high level. There are varying opinions as to what happens when you die, do you go to Heaven or Hell, do you hook up with 29 virgins or do you return as a Quokka or are we just all going to be Worm Food? So what happens in Heaven do you float around with a heap of boring do gooders eating grapes and feeling good about yourself as Andre Rieu is piped around the place? Everyone would be in Hell, barbecuing ribs, drinking cask wine straight from the bag, wearing Flanalette and Fongs whilst AC/DC belted out tunes. Wouldnt it determine how you lived your previous life, for instance if you murdered someone you would probably return as a Snail or Cane Toad maybe even a Sheep. If you were a model citizen you may return as James Packers Child or Cat. Maybe if you were fat you return as a Whale and if you were bad and fat you’re a Wombat. If you’re skinny you might return as a prize winning Greyhound or bad its all Millipede for you. I am pretty sure most women would be Plover’s or Meerkats and blokes probably Rats or Blue Tongue Lizards? Stick around tonight for a 60s, 70s, 80s Music Disco and Drinks with Karla Werchon who turns 30 today and then tomorrow at 11 am in the Tin Shed it’s a Roast Lunch and Long Neck Day $40 everyone is welcome and drink responsibly 1 an hour for 12 hours should see you finish your box at 11 pm, good luck. Neil Brown
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 11:29:33 +0000
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