Saliem A E Amanjee Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: Watch For Fallen Rocks. A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office. Placing them on the counter, he says to an official: Here are your fallen rocks. Now wheres my watch? A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor. Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts. The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. This is a family paper. We dont use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate! The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( o )( o ) A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her husband says: It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved. I know, the blonde says. But how many is a Brazilian? A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, BARK! and the cat runs away. See? says the mother mouse to her baby. Now do you see why its important to learn a foreign language?
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