Samoan Perfume A Samoan lady was riding a hotel - TopicsExpress

Samoan Perfume A Samoan lady was riding a hotel elevator somewhere in down town Auckland together with an American and a French Woman. The American woman pulled out her perfume and sprinkled. The French woman said, "Smells nice, what brand? and how much is it? The American woman responded, "Bervely Hills, and its .00 per ounce. The French woman got out her perfume and sprinkled. The Samoan woman said, "What an aroma. What is it? and how much"? The French woman responded, "Its Paris, and its .50 per ounce". The Samoan woman stretched out to push the elevator button and she k...(passed air)The elevator door went flung open and the American Woman and French Woman both said, "What a smell" What brand is it and how much does it cost"? The Samoan lady responded as she got of the elevator, "Its Corned Beef and it cost .50 for 12 ounce. #cocoa