Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai. Mobile Shop Wala : - TopicsExpress

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya? Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega? Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai! Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua? Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla! Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai? Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga! Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mom : Nahi to beta! Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?? Banta ne FaceBook pe apna account banaya aur apni WALL pe likha : Plz Do Not laugh... Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga. Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai. House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi? Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya! Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai. Santa : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!! Height of Surprise: “A boy after spending great time with GF, Saw a guy’s photo in her bag Asked – Is he ur X BF? GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery… Santa : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye. Banta : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga. santa : Nahi yaar appni behan se bhi badkar rakha tha. Why is Salman disturbed these days? Usi girlfriend haath se nikal hai, aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…! Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . . Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:) Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??…………… “DONATE YOUR EYES” Ek aache message ko kaise-kaise batana pad raha hai..Kalyug hai!!! Read more: latestsms.in/latest-jokes.htm#ixzz2aoDtJ9qm

“Everybody prays whether [you think] of it as praying or not.

my friend Charlie saw me on the bus today looked at the fish and

Deadline Hollywood: ntartaglionedl - Signaling a concerted push

Eddie Bauer - Full-Zip Fleece Jacket - Palm EB200 2XL Looking

OMG. Is it really that time again? If you have never read this

Post Update 22/10 - Halloween A spooky update has descended upon

ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF LOOKING AT ALL THE DIFFERENT ADS ON FB

Continuidad de los parques - Julio Cortazar Había empezado a

Tonight we are celebrating new years and Matt Goodman and my 13

CONFAB: Proposed Oil Rivers State is treacherous — Attah,

I can not begin to express how angry the racism that continues in

Just had to share: I had a two year illness (crashed immune

Steel Slot Back Upholstered 24 High Counter Stool Clear/El Diego

No Money At Gender Ministry - Chief Director at the Ministry of

No Money At Gender Ministry - Chief Director at the Ministry of

කවුරුත් දන්නවනේ Adobe Photoshop

I know for a very short time, we have so many stuff in life that

A little boy asked his mother, Why are you crying? Because Im a

"CARRERA DE LAS ANTORCHAS EDICION 60" JUVENIL FEMENIL Nº

"Any 10-year old student confronted with this past, may very well

KARRATHA AND PORT HEDLAND :) Workshops: I have had one spot

Armitron Silver-tone Ana-digi Multi Function Watch read more