Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain” Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun.......... Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!! Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salesman-Is BABA’S An INTERNATIONAL Company? SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..! Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Sardar: Whn I showd him gun Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine PAKDNE kyo nhi deta.. Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..! Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors? Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea +nears) & jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears) Sardar: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.. Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi) Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai « back 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 next » Home | 1.4k Like April Fool New ASCII Anniversary Birthday Best Wishes
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