Santa jee non stop 1. Santa ke ghar chor aa gya. Santa ne dekha to chor bhaga Santa uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race. 2. Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga. 3. Santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h. Santa :- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa jayenge. 4. Santa ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Santa :- Hello kaun. Girl:- Main Seeta. Santa :- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate. 5. Santa air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara. Santa :- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h. 6. Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie. Santa wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 10:52:03 +0000