Sarcastic Remarks for work...This isnt an office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, Ill put shoes on my cats. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. A womans favorite position is CEO. Im trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you havent fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for whats behind door number 1? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 13:23:36 +0000
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