Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h. Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho. Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha... ----------------------- Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena. Conductor:- 2 kyu. Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega. Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to. Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. ----------------------- Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h... ----------------------- Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno... ----------------------- Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai. Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le... ----------------------- Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi... ----------------------- 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo... ----------------------- Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h. Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu... ----------------------- 1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye. Kese..? Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye... ----------------------- Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu. Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi h. ----------------------- Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to have sir.? Sardar:- 1 Plate Eggs father... ----------------------- Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle. Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent. Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore, alle alle. ----------------------- Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..? Halwai:- 30 saal se. Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani. ----------------------- Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai... ----------------------- Sardar 1st time plane me baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h...
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 06:54:17 +0000
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