Sardars continued... Sardar called customer care:- Ji meri Bhais mera sim khaa gayi h & bhag gayi. Customer care:- To hum kya kare..? Sardar:- Ji ye puchna tha ke roming to nahi legegi..? Sardar road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo... Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h. Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho. Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha... Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena. Conductor:- 2 kyu. Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega. Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to. Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h... Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno... Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai. Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le... Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya "kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi... 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo... Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h. Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu... 1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye. Kese..? Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye... Eak Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu. Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi hai.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 10:03:37 +0000
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