Sasquatches are very smart. In fact, they are known to study human behavior and tendencies. Because of their ability to strategically plan human research and investigative processes, Sasquatches are able to remain cleverly undetected to the human species, not to mention their keen ability to survive in the most, extreme conditions. Though we possess no DNA evidence to prove the existence of Sasquatch, and all of our witnesses on this show are kinda fruity, we conclude in investigation, which yielded no evidence, that the Sasquatch population must be surpassing that of the global human population. - Satirical quote by a Finding Big Squatch investigator.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 03:04:10 +0000