Sato night me and some friends went clubbing at Cubano, while we was there..hapo almost 4.AM, some gay nikka attempted to flirt with my cousin….INSIDE THE URINALS :v :v :v . Imagine you’re just there wasted as fcuk, letting your piss drip then some strange nikka all over sudden drops the “you look very familiar’’ line on u…he then asks you where u stay to see if yo neighbors n shit and then the goes for the kill “Si tuende home sai” ..LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Cuzo realizing he about to get his posteriors jammed, a nikka sprinted to where we was coz the loo’s are abit on the outside…”bana tutokeni hapa bana kuna jamaa anataka kuni-scoop” :v :v :v *tears, never seen a horror stricken fellow like that. In-fact he became sober!! :v :v We left So the next day, as we was playing fifa, we revisited the incident and instead of us friends giving him moral support about how close his rear was about to be torn the fcuk up, niggas kept on makin jokes about tha shit. That my cuzo ange-sleki tu hivi, he’d have been laced and then wake up in the morning on some niggas chest n shit :v :v and some cracked egg shells :v :v :v …that he’d been given a leso to wear (the way niggas give girls something to put on in the morning) :v :v :v while washin this other niggas dishes in the morning :v :v :v . ati “babe, kabla uende kuosha hizo dishes, si unipe morning glory” :v :v waaaaaah never laughed so hard in a long time!! I don’t think he is ever going back to Cubano!!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 11:36:01 +0000
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