Saturday night laughter =)) NEW RULES FOR MY WOMAN::: 1. My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other peoples jokes even via social media...She has to send me the joke first and then we decide if its funny or not so we can laugh together. 2. My Woman isnt allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say bless you. Shes already blessed, she has me. 3. My Woman isnt allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me. 4. My Woman isnt allowed to defend another man when Im talking about him. If I say hes a fool, hes a fool !. Say it with me,HE IS A FOOL!! 5. My Woman isnt allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around... She better call me and well decide together if its funny or not. 6. My Woman isnt allowed to have more than 3 men in her life. Me, your father & your brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one ONLY. 7. My Woman isnt allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 111 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again. 8. My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I‘ve seen the commercials. Those guys come out of no where and start stalking her.. 9. My Woman isnt allowed to talk to other men while Im asleep. Youre not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more about God. 10. My Woman isnt allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you asking God for. You might be praying to get another man. 11. My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around the house, What is she trying to do? Practice how shell run away from me? I dont think so. 12. My Woman isnt allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat guy with a stick! I DO this to protect mywoman because I love Her!!!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 20:46:52 +0000
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