Scene: Our place. Krissy (speaking loudly): Hey Mom, Im gonna put my teeth under my pillow tonight. Me (realizing I have NO cash in my wallet, trying to think fast to avoid the oh crap moment): Ummm, sweetie...dont do that because the tooth fairy is a Superbowl fan and isnt going to work the night before the big game. Krissy: Gee Mom, can you make it any more obvious that YOURE the tooth fairy? Just stick a twenty under my pillow. Me: Well, Krissy...can YOU make it any more obvious that you KNEW by telling me loudly what your plan was? #smartaleckidsdrivemetodrink
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 03:37:18 +0000
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