(Scene : railgaadi station pahuchti hai. Jailer sahab niche utarte hai.)Jailer : Thakur Sahab ......Ramlal : Aaeye jailer sahab (dono ghode par Ramgadh ki taraf nikalte hai. Aur title music shuroo hota hai.sath me titles. Dono Thakur ki haweli pahunchte hai.)Jailer : Thakur sahab, aap ka khat milte hi maine socha aap ne mujhe yaad kiya hai. agali gaadi se chala aaya.Thakur : Jailer sahab, mai aap ko ek takalif dena chahata hoon.Jailer : Haa, haa, jaroor. koi bhi kaam ho.Thakur : Mujhe do aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.Jalier : Do aadmi?Thakur : Ramlal.....(Ramlal hands over the photographs to jailer). inhe pahachante hai aap?Jailer : Thakur sahab, Shayad hi koi aisa jail ho jisme ye dono naa gaye ho. ye Veeru hai aur ye Jaydev. dono ke dono pakke badmaash. ek number ke chor .Chhate huwe gunde hai.Thakur : Jaanata hoon.... Lekin Kaam kuchh aisa hai ki mujhe aise hi aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.Jailer : Thakur sahab , mai ye to nahi jaanta ke aap kokya kaam he lekin itna jaroor jaanta hoonke ye dono kisi kaam ke nahi .Thakur : nahi jailer sahab, agar ek taraf in me ye sab kharaabiyaa hai to doosari taraf kuchh khubiyaa bhi hai.Jailer : Khota sikka to donohi taraf se khota hota hai.Thakur : SIKKE AUR INSAAN ME SHAYAD YEHI FARK HAI.... mujhe yaad hai. (INCOMPLETE)(Veeru and Jay steals a motor cycle with side seat and then a song YE DOSTI HAM NAHI TODENGE TODENGE DAM MAGAR TERA SAATH NA CHHODENGE .........next scene : Surma Bhopali apne dookaan pe ek aadmiko lakdi bech raha hai.)aadmi : Kya surma bhopali,tum to aur bhi lakadi kam kar rahe ho.surma : are, kam nahi karoonga to kya barhaoonga? Lo taraajoo tedha huwa jaa rihya hai aur tum kahte ho ke kam na karo lakadi. Are uthaoo apni lakadi aur nikalo paise.aadmi : ye lo do rupiye ka note.surma : wo to mai bhi dekh rihya hoon. Lekin kharaa hai ki nahi? .... haa, kharaa hai. Bahot khushi ki baat. Achha saab,to Khuda Haafiz.aadmi : baaki ke paise to waapas kar do.surma : paise? Kaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?aadmi : woh note to do rupiye ka tha. surma : are, to ye lakadi bhi do rupiye ki hai.aadmi : do rupiye me itni silakadi.surma : to kya do rupiye me saaraa jungle kharidne nikale the aap. dekho miya, ab bahot ho gaya. Aap yahaa se rawaangi raaj do, nahi to mera naam bhi surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai. Samaze?(aadmi jaataa hai, aur surma andar jaata hai.)surma : do rupiye me jungal kharidne nikale the. subah subah dimaag kharaab karne chale aate hai. ...... Aur inko dekho, are Chaand miya jab dekho baithe shayari karte rahte ho. Baahar dekho, truck se maal utaraa hai ki nahi?.......(ab us ko doaadmi dikhte hai jo us ke saamne peeth dikhate huwe khade hai.) Lo lo, are yahaa koi tamashaa ho rihya hai? Musaafir khaanaa hai? kaun log ho aap? (ab wo dono uski taraf mudte hai). Are khaa, aap aur yahaa?Veeru : Kaise ho surma bhopali?surma : mai to aap ki duwa se khairiyat se hun. Lekin aap log ye kar kya rahe ho? idhar aao.Pulice ne yahaan aap dono pe do hajaar rupiye ka inaam rakha hai. Agar kisi ne dekh liya to aap ke saath mai bhi lapete me aa jaaoonga. Aap to yahaan se nikal lo.Jay : Surma Bhopali, ham jail jaana chahate hai.surma : alla aap ki tamanna poori kare. Bhopal ho ta to hum waisehi aap ko do minute me andar karwaa dete. Hamara naam surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai. lekin yahaan hamaari kya jaroorat hai? yahaan to pahale se aap ke naam ka waarant nikala huwa hai.Jay : Lekin ham chaahate hai ki TUM hame jail le jaao.surma : Kya keh rahye ho?Jay : ham par do hajaar rupaye ka inaam hai, wo pooraa ka pooraa tumhe mil jaaye.Veeru : Aur jab ham chhootkar aaye to us me se aadhaa hame de dena.surma : kya keh rahye ho aap? mai to kehta hoon, aap ye paan khaalo. bahot achchha paan hai miyaa, bahot maje ka paan hai. Na jaane kaha kaha se aa jaaaaate hai?!! (Kaaliya aur do aadmiwaapas aate hai) Gabbar : Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the?Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the.Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ?.... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen .. phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?.. sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ... Arre O Saambha... kitnainaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par?Sambha: Poore pachaas hajaar..Gabbar: Soona.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas pachas kos door gaanw me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai beta soja ..soja nahi to gabbar singh aa jaayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jaade..ye gabbar singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi.. baraabar milegi..( ek aadmi se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai) kitni goli hai iske andar?Aadmi : (woh chauk jaata hai)Gabbar: KITNI GOLI HAI?Aadmi : Chhe sardaar (six)Gabbar: (khud se) chhe ? ( jor se) chhe goli.. chhe goli hai iske andar.. chhe goli aur aadmi teen... bahot naa insaafi haiyeh...( teen goli hawa me uda deta hai)ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske teen khaano me goli hai teen khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...) ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi pataa. is pistaul me teen jindagi teen maut band hai... dekhe kisse kya milta hai? (pahale aadmi ke taraf jaake uske sir par revolver chalata hai lekin goli nahi lagati) bach gaya saala ...( doosareke sir pe revolver chalata hai .. woh bhi bachataa hai) yeh bhi bach gaya..(teesare ki taraf jaake) teraa kya hoga kaaliyaa?Kaliya: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..Gabbar: ab.. goli kha ( revolver kaliyaa par chalata hai use bhi goli nahi lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Teeno bachh gaye ( ab gabbar hansane chaalu karataa hai) yeh teen h.. ha ha .. teeno haramjaadon ko .. goli nahi lagi( ab gabbar jorse hans rahaa hai) (baaki sab hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak teen goliyon ki aawaaj aati hai aur woh teen aadmi mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad) jo dar gayaa .. samazo mar gayaa.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 08:39:03 +0000
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