Scenes From an Upstairs Courtroom Pic #1: “Come in, Benny. This is Batman. The Joker’s got Robin. I need you. Get your mask, tights, and that cute little cape, and meet me in the Batcave.” #2: “There’s something about you that reminds me of a bear. Do you like honey? Do you hibernate? Do bears snore?” #3: (Yes. I can be Robin. I’m young, quick, handsome, virile. I can take the Joker. Bang, just like that. Give me five years and I’ll eat his children. Jeez, I am so Robin.) #4: (How I love Netflix. In the middle of a trial and all you out there, I’m watching my favorite movie Jack the Ripper and you think I’m working. This is so cool.) #5: “It was a bat! I know It was. Not a bird. Not a bee. Not a plane. Not Bigfoot. But a bat! As big as a man! And he was flying! And to think I went to law school.”) #6: “Are you watching Wayne? Is he really trying to fly? Or does he think he’s the Bruce Wayne? Eh?” #7: “Batman, this is Matthew. I’m calling on my new nose app. That’s why I sound so nasal. I just saw Benny fly from the courthouse and bungie jump into a phone booth where he started changing into a really groovy costume. Bat-buddy, please. If he doesn’t work out, dude, I’m a local call. Dont leave me hanging.”
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 02:33:20 +0000
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